wtfevolution:

"Oh, what a cute little mouse!"
"It’s not a mouse! It’s a marsupial called an antechinus."
"Sorry, evolution, my mistake. Still cute, though."
"Isn’t he? And he’s excited, because he’s almost eleven months old, and that means he finally gets to start mating."
"Aw, that’s nice."
"He’s going to run around getting it on with as many females as he can for the next two or three weeks."
"That’s… nice."
"And he’ll have sex with each of them for up to 14 hours at a stretch."
"That’s… um…"
"And he’ll get so exhausted from all the frantic mating that his fur starts falling off, and he contracts gangrene."
"What? Jesus. Then does he take a break, at least?"
"Nah, not really. He basically keeps doing it until he gets so sick and stressed out that he dies. ‘Suicidal reproduction,’ I’m calling it.”
"Are you serious? He’s going to mate himself to death?”
"Yeah, but he doesn’t know it yet. Happy coming-of-age, antechinus!"
"You’re sick, you know that?"

LMFAOOOOOOO “I CAN’T BREEF”

wtfevolution:

"Oh, what a cute little mouse!"

"It’s not a mouse! It’s a marsupial called an antechinus."

"Sorry, evolution, my mistake. Still cute, though."

"Isn’t he? And he’s excited, because he’s almost eleven months old, and that means he finally gets to start mating."

"Aw, that’s nice."

"He’s going to run around getting it on with as many females as he can for the next two or three weeks."

"That’s… nice."

"And he’ll have sex with each of them for up to 14 hours at a stretch."

"That’s… um…"

"And he’ll get so exhausted from all the frantic mating that his fur starts falling off, and he contracts gangrene."

"What? Jesus. Then does he take a break, at least?"

"Nah, not really. He basically keeps doing it until he gets so sick and stressed out that he dies. ‘Suicidal reproduction,’ I’m calling it.”

"Are you serious? He’s going to mate himself to death?”

"Yeah, but he doesn’t know it yet. Happy coming-of-age, antechinus!"

"You’re sick, you know that?"

LMFAOOOOOOO “I CAN’T BREEF”

via  wtfevolution  (originally  wtfevolution)
4 hours ago on 20 April 2014 at 10:00am 3,196 notes
wtfevolution:

Look, evolution, everyone has trouble staying motivated sometimes. But when that happens you should probably just take a walk or something; don’t force yourself to make softshell turtles when your heart obviously isn’t in it. 

weirdest shit. ever.

wtfevolution:

Look, evolution, everyone has trouble staying motivated sometimes. But when that happens you should probably just take a walk or something; don’t force yourself to make softshell turtles when your heart obviously isn’t in it. 

weirdest shit. ever.

via  wtfevolution  (originally  wtfevolution)
6 hours ago on 20 April 2014 at 8:00am 1,431 notes

caseyanthonyofficial:

sniffling:

caseyanthonyofficial:

This is a messed up world we live in; long lines at 7/11, people who wear sandals with socks, too many flavors of Mountain Dew, genocide, gas prices, men who refuse to eat ass. I mean when will it end.

people who use a child murderer’s name as a joke…..yeah, the world’s pretty messed up

Yes exactly thank you smh

via  caseyanthonyofficial  (originally  caseyanthonyofficial)
12 hours ago on 20 April 2014 at 1:54am 1,108 notes

caseyanthonyofficial:

Okay the whole calling your boyfriend “daddy” thing is weird. What’s next? Calling them “uncle” of “brother?” Where does it end?

only in GoT
via  caseyanthonyofficial  (originally  caseyanthonyofficial)
12 hours ago on 20 April 2014 at 1:53am 690 notes
whorville:


It’s like being in love: giving somebody the power to hurt you and trusting (or hoping) they won’t.
Marina Abramović, Rest Energy


It’s a metaphor

should’ve taken it the other way as well, since this can apply to men too

whorville:

It’s like being in love: giving somebody the power to hurt you and trusting (or hoping) they won’t.

Marina Abramović, Rest Energy

It’s a metaphor

should’ve taken it the other way as well, since this can apply to men too
via  caseyanthonyofficial  (originally  deletethefeeling)
12 hours ago on 20 April 2014 at 1:52am 404,372 notes
via  lunalobomuerto  (originally  neuroticpaint)
13 hours ago on 20 April 2014 at 1:01am 63,600 notes

snapchatting:

shaxaphone:

snapchatting:

be extra nice to people who don’t know what fisting is

wait whats fisting

you look beautiful today

via  shoot-the-fuckingdj  (originally  snapchatting)
13 hours ago on 20 April 2014 at 12:53am 161,353 notes

sasasy:

aboutmaleprivilege:

Male privilege is oversexualizing a normal part of a woman’s body to the point where she is punished for wearing a pair of shorts at school. They are legs and they get me where I need to go. I don’t “display” them for your enjoyment, I just made a mistake by assuming that partially exposing an appropriate part of my body on an 80 degree day wouldn’t land me in detention.

THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSS

this really is fucked up
via  rundaingne  (originally  all-about-male-privilege)
13 hours ago on 20 April 2014 at 12:52am 133,529 notes
emilianadarling:

bailarina-raven:

“I don’t want people to like her anymore, almost, that sounds really, really bad.I want people to realize that actually she’s not the same anymore. You can’t root for her forever, because she’s not there to be your favorite character. That’s not what she’s there for. She’s real. People go down bad paths and they make bad decisions, but it’s always justified in their head. I want the audience to differentiate that and not just be like, ‘Oh, it’s Arya, we love her.’ Because actually look at what Arya’s doing. She’s being eaten away from the inside out, and she’s not stopping it.” - about Arya

#A GAME OF CHILD ACTORS WHO REALLY KNOW THEIR FUCKING CHARACTERS

emilianadarling:

bailarina-raven:

“I don’t want people to like her anymore, almost, that sounds really, really bad.I want people to realize that actually she’s not the same anymore. You can’t root for her forever, because she’s not there to be your favorite character. That’s not what she’s there for. She’s real. People go down bad paths and they make bad decisions, but it’s always justified in their head. I want the audience to differentiate that and not just be like, ‘Oh, it’s Arya, we love her.’ Because actually look at what Arya’s doing. She’s being eaten away from the inside out, and she’s not stopping it.” - about Arya

#A GAME OF CHILD ACTORS WHO REALLY KNOW THEIR FUCKING CHARACTERS

via  rundaingne  (originally  bailarina-raven)
13 hours ago on 20 April 2014 at 12:50am 6,287 notes

ed-kward:

Stan gives Graham a bath

X

mhm a bath
via  rundaingne  (originally  ed-kward)
13 hours ago on 20 April 2014 at 12:48am 747 notes
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